26
2012
So there’s good news and bad
The good news is yesterday with my boyfriend was fucking awesome.
And I got my hood pierced.
Which actually did not hurt as much as you would imagine.
It actually kind of felt good….
And I woke up today in an excellent mood, and went to work happy and shit
But now, I had to leave work early (like by two hours) because I almost passed out at work and shit, and I still feel really weird. Like I’ve been drugged or something.
My head feels really light and stuff and I’ve been sick to my stomach and shit.
And I don’t know if I’m going to feel better by tomorrow to go to work because I took this epic three hour nap and I still feel really shitty and stuff.
I don’t get it.
What the fuck is happening to me?
21
2012
Reblogged from hyp3r-hipp0 :
That awkward moment where you don’t have enough friends to make up a pizza.
(Source: lazyoaf)
21
2012
Reblogged from boywithbigcitydreams :
- Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
- Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
- Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
- Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
- Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
- Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
- Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
- Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
- Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
- Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
- Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
- Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
- Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
- Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
- Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
- Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
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2012
Reblogged from hyp3r-hipp0 :
- person: cursing isn't very ladylike you know.
- me: does it look like i give a fuck.
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2012
Reblogged from mytpig :
one time i was downloading the 4.6 GB discography of one of my favorite bands and i waited for like three hours and when i opened it it was full of gay porn and a .txt file that said “haha trolled u”
but the jokes on them
i love gay porn
21
2012
Reblogged from mytpig :
Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls, Stimpy, Jake from Adventure Time, Pinky AND the Brain, all performing scenes from Star Wars. Narrated by FUCKING BATMAN.
GLORIOUS. THIS DOESN’T GET ANY BETTER
(Source: voodoopoet)
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2012
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